I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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