Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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