yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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