Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I believe in your delicious
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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