just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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