therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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