This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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