I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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