My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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