Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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