Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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