morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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