it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
