It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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