his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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