Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can't turn off my feet"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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