woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
