I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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