how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We had to coat check the pizza.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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