i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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