I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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