Sponge bath it is.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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