so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
So. Much. Porn.
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