You really coming over, don't trick.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Did I show you my penis last night?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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