Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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