Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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