He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
