The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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