found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
