"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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