life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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