party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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