Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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