whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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