Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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