For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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