goodnight i made you a song goodbye
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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