Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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