guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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