I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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