the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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