im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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