we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
now i know why i became what i already was.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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