plz talk dirty to me
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
