Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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