On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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