There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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