When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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