When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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