You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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